How Did Randy Schmidt Spend His Summer Vacation?

Apparently picking up a little cash on the side moonlighting as a Brazilian soccer official.

Well, not really. But I could definitely see something like this happening in the WCHA. I figure it's at least worth a try. Maybe I'll go for it once Colorado College inevitably builds a 5 goal lead on Mankato. But rest assured, if I get the opportunity to score a fake goal, I'm not tapping it over the line like Pele Jr. did. I'm slamming that bad boy home and possibly doing a dance in front of the goalie.