It's Official: Dahl leaves St. Cloud

I've been waiting patiently for more to come from this story than just vague rumors, and it now looks official: Craig Dahl has resigned as the head coach at St. Cloud State University. Commence the poppping of the champagne

Dahl chose to go out in typical Dahl style:

“It’s been with a great deal of disappointment and anticipation that I’ve reached this decision,”

Wha? He was excitedly expectating to be disappointed? Ok, maybe I will miss one thing about him being gone.

Newly hired assistant coach Bob Motzko is expected to take over behind the bench for Dahl. I would say it's a huge blow to the team to lose their coach so close to the start of the season, but really, who are we kidding here?

Dahl, who has a degree in physical education, will be moving on to a career in financial services. When asked what he knew about stocks, Dahl responded "I'm hoping for a split" *rimshot*